Building Relations
with Pigs
Pig-people ralationship has
never been satisfactory. People treat pigs mostly as pork units, instead
of a living animal that has the potential of becoming a friend.
Defend them: pigs
are sensitive and they are intelligent. When pigs are pregnant, for
instance, they became very protective and defensive. When their piglets
are born, mother pigs are constantly on the alert for dangers and attacks.
Our first priority for building a relationship with pigs is to protect
them from evil pig farmers. In Australia, for instance, there was an
animal
right advocacy group who asked you to write to people to free pregnant
pigs from animal stalls and industrail farms. We highly recommend that
you do the same by writing to a U.S. senator or President Bush (or Kerry)
about the issue.
Talk to them: Pigs
are actually quite smart. Some people might be called "more stupid
than a pig." Chances are, they are right. So you can talk to pigs.
They listen. They may even respond to you by shaking their ears and
tail. They might grunt in agreement. In any case, they do not retort.
They will not quarrel with you, or make you angry by saying that your
tie looks horrible.
Walk with them: You
can take pigs for a walk. Unlike dogs, when you take pigs for a walk.
They will not run around and scare little kids. Taking a pig for a walk
may even look cool!
Ride on them: Pig
rides are very safe, and most pigs enjoy that. They are naturally domestic.
So, unlike horses and new undergraduate students, they do not give you
a hard time. They go very slowly and stably. Their speed is the same
that you can be fully relaxed. They are always in a "cruise"
mode.
Running a race: pig
races are fun and thrilling. You can organize a pig race in any open
space except somewhere near an industrial farm, where those evil farmers
may steal some runaway pigs. Try your lawn, a primary school playground,
or even the Carrier Dome! Races immediately creates a sense of collegiaty
between the pigs and a friendship with you.
Send them a gift:
we find that pigs like cards, especially those with happy birthday tunes
attached to it. Pigs like green and muddy colors on those cards. You
can also send pigs some gifts. Potato pies, cereal, pumpkins are good
choices. Or you can contact me for a one-of-a-kind gift idea.
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Review Question:
- Why are some of the ways
you can build a relationship with a dog?
Questions, concerns,
decisions, assertions, suggestions?
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